How I Taught My Brother To Cook

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How To Watch A TV Cooking Show

There are a multitude of cooking shows out there and they are, in general, all alike. Sure, some are better than others in certain respects but they all follow the same format and that is, "here is what I am going to make and here is how you do it". My advise, is forget about really what the dish is they're making and watch for tips, shortcuts, techniques and general advice. I am not saying that what they happen to be making that day is not important, but essentially all they are doing is makin… Continue

Added by Patrick on November 8, 2009 at 12:07pm — 7 Comments

Bake Sale Ban

Take a gander at this New York Times article regarding the ban of bake sales in the NYC school system. In a "nutshell", NYC school kids are too fat and the bake sales used to raise money for whatever cause exacerbates (it appears) the problem. The number one cause for obesity is corporate America. They are forever finding new ways (and reinventing the old) to take money out of ones walle… Continue

Added by Patrick on October 14, 2009 at 8:29am — 6 Comments

Where is most home cooking done in America these days (or at least back when)?

I was listening to my local radio station the other morning and they were doing their daily "question of the day". This meant that they would give a topic and people would call in naming songs that had to do with that topic. For example if the question of the day was " What songs had the state of California in them?" people would call in and name a song that had California in it and so on.. Now this station is able (thru web streaming, etc) to broadcast by radio or the computer all over the coun… Continue

Added by Patrick on August 6, 2009 at 11:30am — 1 Comment

Queer Food

I just finished lunch which was comprised of a baloney sandwich, a glass of homemade iced tea and a chunk of Hershey's chocolate to finish it off. Now I am ready to rant. Chances are very good that if you were to go into one of these fancy 5 star restaurants you will not find pot roast on the menu. The reason? It is not queer. These restaurants have chefs who spend their time inventing the most intriguing and bizarre dishes that people can go back home and brag to their friends about only becau… Continue

Added by Patrick on June 28, 2009 at 10:01am — No Comments

The Pane di Napoleone Bread Collection

With our refinement of the original no-knead bread we (along with members) have made an assortment of creations using OUR version of the now famous basic bread technique. Below are photos from Johnny, patrick and members of this site. While everyone else is making bread the original (unimproved) way our group has taken it to new levels with much better results following the basics of our Pane di Napoleone.

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Added by Patrick on May 5, 2009 at 7:49am — No Comments

The Sandwich

The sandwich is an all around favorite. Typically eaten at lunch, they are also a crowd pleaser at dinner as well, not to mention parties. There are places that can make an excellent sandwich and there are places that can absolutely destroy it. Of course, what you choose to put in your sandwich and what style bread to use is by your preference. However, having this done to your satisfaction may be a chore if you're ordering one at a deli, for example, because it may just miss the mark on your pe… Continue

Added by Patrick on April 28, 2009 at 3:11pm — 4 Comments

It's All In One's Head

This little foray I am about to embark on only has meaning for those that, as children, had a good childhood and good food. If this is not the case for you then maybe this is not a blog for your senses. If you have spent some time on our site you might have gotten the sense of where mine and Johnny's mind sets tend to harbor. Speaking for myself, I spend a good amount of time reaching back into my past and the stuff I ate growing up. We have all heard that smell is a powerful sense which can tr… Continue

Added by Patrick on April 21, 2009 at 7:27am — 3 Comments

Obama Fried Chicken vs Soul Food

Of course, unless you live under a rock (and that might not be a bad place to reside at times in this world) you may have heard about the NYC broo-ha-ha regarding 2 restaurants named "Obamas Fried Chicken". Naturally, the activists are jumping all over this and staging for boycotts and rallies. Does it ever end? If anybody did a little search on history we would learn about soul food, its origins and what it consists of. There is nothing derogatory about soul food. It has a place in history and… Continue

Added by Patrick on April 9, 2009 at 1:35pm — 2 Comments

Listen to Italy's wakeup call.

The recent earthquake in Italy has more to it than the normal devastation usually associated with such a catastrophic event. Now, we have been preaching about the old ways of our ancestors including their food and eating habits for quite a while now. We have been trying to impress upon you to avoid the modern "conveniences" and fast foods. Not to mention our angst over modern practices over consumers for the so called betterment of mankind. Now comes this earthquake. Announced on NPR radio this… Continue

Added by Patrick on April 7, 2009 at 6:12am — 5 Comments

Nude Food OH MY!!

Johnny and I were talking about vegetables yesterday and I thought about it for awhile afterward, we just can't leave food at its purest state in order to consume it. Now we have the purists out there who love raw, steamed or however plainly cooked vegetables and whatever else without ANY additions. No spices, no herbs, no sauces, no nothing. The food is just sitting there completely nude, unclothed like an uninhibited exhibitionist. The most "adorned" food in my non-research are vegetables whil… Continue

Added by Patrick on March 23, 2009 at 5:40am — 3 Comments

I Like Sweet Potato Pie But.......(An Improv Lesson)

This is what I will call a sweet potato & squash torte.

Doesn't look bad, right? Well, first I will say that I am not a big fan of sweet potatoes, at least heated anyway. I do enjoy sweet potato pie (cold) like I enjoy pumpkin pie (cold), but I don't like warm pumpkin, even… Continue

Added by Patrick on March 16, 2009 at 3:35pm — 2 Comments

A Brief Look Into The Window of the World

We don't watch TV around here anymore. Haven't for years. Not only has the quality tanked like the economy but it robs you of valuable time to be productive with ones OWN life instead of watching other people. We have cable coming into the house and the "kid" watches TV so we decided to find some old time shows we used to enjoy. We found old black & white Andy Griffith shows. It was indeed enjoyable to watch these old shows as simple as they were that carried so much humor and meaning (at ti… Continue

Added by Patrick on March 10, 2009 at 12:05pm — 2 Comments

It Ain't A Real Kitchen If Its Pretty

As far as I'm concerned there is only one kind of kitchen, the one meant for business. It isn't designed by an interior decorator, but by necessity over time. They don't have color schemes and they aren't candidates for "kitchen Beautiful" magazine. There is probably grease build up in areas of the walls and ceiling that you just can't reach to clean and maybe can't be bothered to. The counter probably has cuts in it and well as dings and the floor may have cracked tile or worn linoleum. Chances… Continue

Added by Patrick on March 2, 2009 at 1:53pm — 3 Comments

The Lowly But Valuble Drawer

For some reason, pots and knives get preferential treatment when it comes to storage. They usually get their own unique storage location like the racks and blocks. Sometimes, ladles, large spoons and whisks get to share the pot rack. However, there is always at least one drawer in the kitchen which is a menagerie of tools and implements without rhyme or reason to their organization. This does not mean these tools are second class citizens. They are indeed crucial to the kitchen. We're talking me… Continue

Added by Patrick on February 24, 2009 at 7:47am — 3 Comments

The Peanut Butter Bastard

Ok, we've now heard that the big shot at the peanut butter company knew and authorized shipment of tainted goods and thereby causing illness and death because of the thought of losing money. It is a "never heard of before" case where the powers that be (in this case, the "peanut butter bastard"), proceeded to ship out bad product knowing of its potential consequences on users. In this pretty fair-thee-well f--ked up world, I did not flinch at this news. This is just another episode in a long li… Continue

Added by Patrick on February 11, 2009 at 11:30am — 8 Comments

Food Adjectives

Although I enjoy cooking and eating I maintain a very simple rating system: very good, good, ok and bad. These words is how I describe what I have made or have eaten. I know Johnny uses adjectives like, great, fabulous, unbelievable and the like but to me in order to achieve that state of "nirvana" would mean that after the meal you reside in a state of semi-unconscious bliss, sorta like morphine. I have never attained that level by eating food. My very good may be someone elses, unbelievable an… Continue

Added by Patrick on January 29, 2009 at 1:31pm — 5 Comments

Old People

Old people get no respect. You see it every day. It seems that once one retires, they are thrown into the "old" category and designated to being obsolete and being burdens to the rest of the "underage" population. I for one, can listen to an older person speak for hours. The knowledge, history and plain tales of their life is something that can't be read in a book and still get the same results. You have to see their faces in order to feel the joy, the angst, the indifference in whatever they a… Continue

Added by Patrick on January 18, 2009 at 4:00pm — 10 Comments

What's In A Name?

Chances are that whether you are shopping for food or kitchen tools you will run into products with some celebrity chef name on it. Now, I want you to realize something. This is pure profit marketing. It is no different than the marketing of a "Star Wars" toy. More importantly, neither equates to quality. I have never, nor will I ever buy a product with a "celebrities" name on it. Sorry, no Emeril, no Martha Stewart, no Paul Prudhomme, no Rachel Raye, no anybody. People who buy this stuff are bu… Continue

Added by Patrick on January 12, 2009 at 9:48am — 6 Comments

Let's Improv, Folks!

I see a lot of creations up here that are coming straight out of cook books. This in itself is not totally bad but what I would like to see more of is improvisational styling and old family handed down dishes. If you have a straight cookbook recipe then "re-invent" it with your own personal touch. I want to hear what you changed and why. Old family recipes should be noted as such and why they still survive. Come on, don't be shy....live on the edge. After all, improvisation is what sets members… Continue

Added by Patrick on January 6, 2009 at 10:00am — 2 Comments

Even Hobos have a Food Ethic

I was entranced this morning listening to stories on the radio about riding the railways and interviews with different people associated with them. One guy who was interviewed dropped out of college to become a hobo. Being new to the lifestyle, there was much he had to learn. One segment of his story dealt with cooking. It seems he and his friend (another new hobo) settled into a hobo camp for the night. Then they began to make their dinner. They withdrew 2 cans of beans from their bags and put… Continue

Added by Patrick on December 27, 2008 at 12:58pm — 5 Comments

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Portland's unofficial motto is (truthfully): "Keep Portland Weird". You'd fit right in.
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yes, but certainly a crispier crust. These are good fresh the same day or the next day for toast. After that give to the birds or make bread crumbs.
yesterday
I did the soup thing too as well as turkey salad sandwiches. I am sick of turkey now until next year.
yesterday
Portland ain't ready for me or my demeanor yet.
yesterday
English "muffin-y"
on Wednesday
actually, he's a afraid to come west and defend his crown ..... it's a hard fall from grace
on Wednesday
Let's see the recipe/ingredients of the winning meatball. In fairness to all contestants, it isn't easy to make and be judged on a "nude" meatball. 99.9% of the time, meatballs are served with your favorite sauce and people are not accustomed to e...
on Wednesday
The inside....light and airy.
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Another successful rendition of the now famous Portland G.Napoleone Meatball Contest. The History: Founder - John Barrows: "The third annual G. Napoleone meatball cook-off commemorates the inaugural event three years ago when Jumbo Conway's pa...
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To have a French woman, and accomplished cook, as an advising member of our eclectic cooking blog, must make us one of the premier food sites in the world! Visit Laura's page to see the full gamut of her food ideas -especially her cheese blog.
on Tuesday
forget the foie gras for dessert and try any red fruit jam or honey ... or chocolate !!
November 27
think liverwurst, Patrick, and you have the general idea - though that is made with pork liver, and has other ingredients not unlike my white hots. but the texture and livery taste are reminiscent. Foie gras is richer, creamier, and simply the liv...
November 26
ok, pretend I used foie gras instead of cinnamon. That would be your French version.
November 26
Listen up older brother. The use of a pasta machine would spell disaster. You would have to have a machine where the rollers were easily removed for cleaning. Otherwise, the butter would leave residue on the rollers and eventually become rancid. I...
November 26
No humor at you, just us two brothers going at each other because that's what we do. I like liver but I've never had this. I'm not as worldly defined as my brother nor do I have his extended palette. However, that does not inhibit my simple conco...
November 26
cinnamon ... non non non !
November 26
Foie gras is expensive ! So, Middle class people like us, eat foie gras for Christmas and new year time or special event ! It's easier too to buy foie gras all the year and not to expensive ... I can't understand the humor up there but forget it !
November 26
How nice (and dainty) there, Mary. Don't drip any on your skirt. Anyway, Laura, what do you mean "early"? Is this served only certain times of the year over there? (or do you mean the time of day?)
November 26

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